the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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