Say something about gay babies.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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