Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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