Duck Duck Cougar?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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