Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize