I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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