My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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I'm at about main and main street
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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