why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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