The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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