I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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