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The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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