WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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