Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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