I'm going to rape someone's good day.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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