Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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