You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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