i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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