if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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