It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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