plz talk dirty to me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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