sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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