Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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