Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Princesses don't give blow jobs
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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