Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
