Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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