hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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