oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.