if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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