There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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