Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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