mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i don't like sucking hair
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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