And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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