Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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