doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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