Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
cat food counts as protein by the way
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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