just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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