woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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