Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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