So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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