i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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