D3 body, D1 cock
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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