none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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