Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
This baby is an asshole
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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