my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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