Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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