i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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