look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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