pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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