Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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