If i come over, it means nothing
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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