..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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