found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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