The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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