therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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