I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You're a disaster
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