This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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